Stubborn computers

Two computers are sitting on a desk in a brightly lit sitting room surrounded by the noise of a typical family and they won’t, can’t and refuse to talk to each other, yet they are side by side. 2 1/2 inches apart – only a very small space between them.
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One has a file that is needed by the other, but ne’er the twain shall meet as they seem locked in stubborn distance and are unable to communicate with each other.

If it wasn’t for the fact that one file needs to pass from one to the other, it wouldn’t even matter just where they are in time and space – what links them, and makes that distance appear, is a common task that requires both to communicate. But “hurray” help is at hand.

Both are connected to the Internet. So they can send their file to the third party server. Which lives in California, on this occasion, and happens to be 5456 miles (8781 km) (4741 nautical miles) away from where the two computers are sitting near London, 2 1/2 inches apart from each other.

So the file travels 5456 miles (8781 km) (4741 nautical miles) as one computer uploads it to the server, and then 5456 miles (8781 km) (4741 nautical miles) back again as the second computer downloads it from the third party location. Now, the task has been accomplished; the journey is at an end.

And the moral of the tale?

In this case, the shortest distance between two points which were 2 1/2 inches apart, turned out to be 10,912 MILES.

Who are you finding it difficult to communicate with?

Do you need to unlock a relationship in your life?

Just slight difference


I thought a bit of humour would not go astray.


A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from a Harley when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in the workshop.



The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his own bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the engine.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and said, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.

So how come I make $65,000 a year, a pretty small salary and you get $300,000 when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic.
"Try doing it with the engine running..."

Find contentment now

I ran across this little gem about a statement made by the Dalai Lama.

When asked what surprised him most about humanity, he answered:

“Man. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”


Sadly it is not until we are older that we see the wisdom in such words as this. Rob has commented that he is sorry that he missed so much of the first three kids lives as his work took him out of the house before the kids were up and frequently he wasn't home until bedtime, occasionaly even missing them altogether.

We can never go back and get those precious memory builders or bonding opportunities. We can only make adjustments as soon as we realize  that there is an imbalance and then set about creating the changes needed to fix it as best as we can.

Do not waste your time. Your priorities are different to everyone else, but do think about where and what you do and the impact of this on yourself and the ones you love. Make the changes sooner rather than later. You may not have as much money in the bank, you will be so much richer in the long run.


Stop right now and think of what you have and what is really important to you. Make the changes now before it is too late. Don't waste a moment that God has blessed you with.

Cruising the South Pacific Islands

We have just come back from a 10 night cruise of the South Pacific Islands of Vanuatu, Mystery Island, Lifou and Noumea on the Carnival Spirit sailing out of the magnificent Sydney Harbour, Australia.


This was my first cruising experience. Warm weather and colourful sea and corals beckon and so with the encouragement of our good friends, Chris & Carina, we set forth on our very first adventure on the high seas.


I like the idea of the inclusion of all meals, the activities on board and the opportunity to see some South Pacific Islands.

With a little trepidation and a lot of excitement, we were set to sail leaving Sydney in the midst of the fantastic Vivid Light Show. Many buildings around Circular Quay were used as backdrops but none came close to the dramatic shapes as to be seen on the iconic Sydney Opera House. What a send off!



We purposely chose a inner room down low on the ship as Rob is one of those unfortunate people that is inclined to get sea sick on a lake! (By the way, he is the one who repeatedly asked over the years to go on a cruise!). When we arrived we were "upgraded" to a window cabin right at the back of the ship. I guess they thought they were doing us a favour. The room was certainly roomy with 2 singles clamped together to make a king size bed, a lounge, a chair and a separate closed off ensuite, which is something I really appreciate.

I have mucked up the bed with an afternoon nap, but you get the gist.

Every night, a daily activities guide for the following day along with 2 chocolates and a cute towel animal will be placed on our bed. I certainly love how the stewards change our bedsheets and make up our bed daily. The cabin stewards were tremendous... always smiling and greeting us by name and making inquiries re our health, comfort and enjoyment.



The ship has many kinds of activities, mostly geared at families and younger adults (under 35) including gym, sports, trivia and bingo, karaoke, and the casino. I was disappointed that all the 'lectures' were aimed at selling you something, whether it be nutrition or art. There were sadly not much activities aimed at the older people (apparently they reckon that at 50+ I am classed as old!) nor were there any crafts activities planned. We found we were at a bit of a loss as what to do during the 'sea' days. Sure I can relax and read a book, but I don't spend my money on a cruise to read which I can happily do at home! Neither of us are gamblers in any form so that the casino and bingo are not appealing to us.

One thing for sure is that the ship is very ornamental to the point of being superlative. It is almost as though they couldn't make up their mind which them to go with and so decided to include everything  including real and fake lead lighting everywhere, art deco, art nouveau, postmodern even to Egyptian styling in the glitzy grand theatre.

Glass lifts in the Spirit Atrium

I loved the stairs and fountain in the Fountain Lobby

Entry to the shopping arcade.
The days in port were the highlights. They were wonderful and full of activities and tours were available at 3 of the 4 islands. Sightseeing, snorkeling and visiting markets being our favourite. We were blessed with glorious weather.

Thankfully cannibalism has been done away with

We watched them prepare a hangi meal and we get to taste it too! Yum.

Tchou Tchoo Train is a great to explore Vanuatu

On board there are plenty of water activities, including 2 water slides. A special mention has to be made of the Green Thunder, which is the world's steepest and fastest waterslide at sea. Rob and I had a go at both. You step into the ‘Green Thunder’ then with a audible countdown, the floor drops away and you plummet ten metres, almost vertically, through a semi-translucent green slide before looping and splashing down on a lower deck. The Green Thunder sure is scary, however it is very short and you haven't time to panic! I even did it twice.
Michelle exiting the Green Thunder

The other waterslide

The children of all ages certainly appeared to well catered for with many activities and kids clubs for various ages, even though we still saw lots of kids around the ship at all times of the day.

Rob at the kids' water park
One of the open pool areas including spa
Two main pools and spas were open to the kids. However there was an kid free area, ‘Serenity’, complete with a pool, spa, double hammocks, sun lounges and cocktail bar. It was so popular that we tried to go there about 4 times, with only once finding a space for us. It was not a peaceful place to be though with music blaring and people trying to talk over the music. I guess I am one of the minority that like music free areas for quiet conversations which were few and hard to find.
 
The very popular Adults only pool & spa retreat

The all you can eat, casual bistro style dining is quite American oriented, even with the 'oriental' food bar, and seemed more like take away after a day or two. It is not running 24/7 but there is a Pizza bar that is 24/7. It was quite popular. The cuisine at the very large Empire Restaurant is superb as is the service. The staff also did a mini song or dance most evenings adding to the fun atmosphere. We chose to sit in the same area as we became quite attached to our waitress and waiter and requested their area each time. In addition, there is an excellent restaurant, The Nouveau, which you pay extra for and the food is just sublime. It is a very reasonable price of $35 pp for a 3 course meal. I highly recommend this restaurant for at least one meal on your trip.

La Playa Bistro Dining area
This is just a tiny selection of choice for afternoon tea

We found more things to do at nights. Most evenings there was some sort of show in the main auditorium, The Pharoah's Palace. The quality of the performers were very high both the regular show band and performers as well as the imports. The shows were rather short being just 45-60 minute duration. No photos were allowed of the shows for copyright reasons.

Entry to the Pharaoh's Palace
The grand stage in the Pharaoh's Palace

From there you could move on to the ever running Casino, the Piano bar, the nightclub and the Adult Comedy Club. I did like listening to Andy on the piano at the Piano Bar when it wasn't too crowded.

They are a couple of party nights. The one we attended, the Caribbean Beach Party, was crowded into the Lido Deck, which offers very little dance area Between the pool and the stage. There was not enough room for everyone who wanted to join the dances. It would have been fun had there been room to move. We knew not to bother attending the others because of the over crowding. Unfortunately we encountered the same problem in the Spirit Atrium, where once again there was not enough room for the dances especially when they had the 'dance lessons'.

The Atrium.

Bean Bag Toss in the Atrium - and they wanted to run dance classes in this little space too!

We are glad we went on the cruise. I only wished we had known that the the Carnival Spirit is not the one we should have gone on. I found it impossible to get any information about the on board activities and theme nights before we set sail. The music, trivia, activities and such, I feel were aimed at people under 35, both singles and families.

I guess you can say that cruising is not our thing. We will stick with the wide open spaces of Australia that a motorhome or caravan gives us. We can come and go as we please and still get the ports and activities that we like and even stay longer than a day if we so desire. When we are too old to drive a motorhome safely, then we might very well try cruising again!

How do your sail the ship of your life?

Since we just completed our first ever cruise, I found this thought both timely and inspiring.


Being a successful, relaxed and confident person is not about controlling your environment, controlling your kids, controlling your partner or even about controlling your life, but instead, it’s about being able to respond to it with extreme flexibility.

A captain of a ship can’t control the wind, the sea, or the weather and those who think they can, will eventually hit something and and quite possibly die.


Successful sailors don’t try to control the wind or the water, but instead, they respond to those challenges in such a way that the wind and water become allies to move them forward towards their goals. Slowly, steadily and with clear focus onwards, towards the ports on the other side of the widest oceans.

It’s in seeking co-operation and acceptance with our environment that we reach our goals, and when we have learned how to do that, then we are free.

Free from fear and strong in the knowledge that no matter which way the wind blows, we will know what to do to get where we want to go.

What kind of sailor are you?

Spicy Plum Lamb Shanks recipe

I made the most delicious lamb shanks in the DreamPot. The sauce is so yummy. Now I admit that the shanks could have done with  some longer cooking as they weren't quite as tender as hoped, so I have adapted the recipe sot it works better for you! I will certainly be cooking this again! it was so yummy!


SPICY PLUM LAMB SHANKS

2 lamb shanks (1 per person)
1 1/2 tablespoons olive oil
1 brown onion, halved, thinly sliced
1/8 teaspoon dried rosemary leaves
1/4 teaspoon dried thyme leaves
1 cup port
1 1/2 cups chicken stock
1 cup spicy plum sauce
2 Tablespoon cornflour


  1. Heat 2T oil & fry shanks, turning, in batches, for 4 to 5 minutes or until browned. Reheat remaining oil & add onion, rosemary and thyme. Cook for 3 to 4 minutes or until onion is tender. Add port & simmer for 1 min. Stir in stock, sauce and plum sauce. Return meat to frypan. Season with salt & pepper. Bring to the boil and simmer for 30 minutes. Pour shanks and sauce into large pot (or slow cooker)
  2. Fill smaller pot with boiling water
  3. Place small pot on top of larger pot and place both pots inside the DreamPot chamber. Leave for 8 hours 
  4. Serve with sweet potato mash with cabbage & carrots on the side.


Lamb shanks transferred into large pot!

Time Out

I am going to be taking some time out. First off, Rob and I are going on a cruise of the South Pacific Islands. We will certainly post about this on our return.




However when we do return we will be thrown happily in the deep end with having our eldest son and his family move in with us for a few months.

This will be a wonderful opportunity to spend some real time with them especially the 2 little grand  daughters who are just 18 months and 3 years old.


Depending on how things go for them, I will be looking after them from early mornings until late dinner time whilst their Mum commutes to Sydney (90+ minutes) and their Dad does fly in/fly out 2 weeks on & off to and from the Northern Territory until he can get a job in Sydney and/or they can find suitable accommodation closer to Holly's work.

I am looking forward to it but I am concerned about whether I can cope with the girls and do the blog some justice. (Just a 5 day holiday at the Gold Coast wore me out!)

So in the manner of life, the blog will just have to take a back seat. Rob will keep on beavering away at the bus conversion as much as possible.

Now it is only for a few months and I should be able to get on  occasionally but whether I have anything significant to write about depends. Maybe you will get alot of grand kiddy stuff! Who knows!

See you soon as life grants the opportunity! Happy travels in the meantime.